The Jersification of America

Current status of the Jersification Takeover (09/17/2021)

Nickname: Presidential Guidos.

"We are the best, Cuz we make you pay taxes so we can party hard..."

Nickname: D-smooth

"Ladies love the D"

Nickname: snooki

Nickname: Guidette Cat

"Meow meow. Who likes kitty?"

Nickname: Smush Heros

"We smash all da time! We always have the highest score on the smush board! GTL!"

Nickname: My Guidette Dog

Nickname: Guido Dog

"Who cares if I'm short. I'm Italian! Capice?"

Nickname: kidtastics

"because snooks is my sitter, yo"

Nickname: George w. guido


Nickname: hoties

"were both sexy"

Nickname: B-Dazzle

"I run the House and party like a President. Don't like it? Step to me, BRO!"

Nickname: A-Mi-LijaStar

"you wouldnt understand, its a jersey thing."

Nickname: ms. Poochy P

"GTL!!! Grooming, Toys, liver snacks!! "