The Jersification of America

Current status of the Jersification Takeover (09/17/2021)

Nickname: MzSimonaXO

"Bcuz i fist pump better than anyone and i got a tanning bed in my house AND a gym. beat that pauly"

Nickname: pimptastic squirrel

"aww yea ninjas"

Nickname: OB

"You don't see a birdie this hot every day!"

Nickname: bill and barack guido

"we have da power"

Nickname: cuie pie love

Nickname: Guidette Miley


Nickname: guido carebears

"we party and drink. we da real thing yo!"

Nickname: the tatted Guido

"beacause i the best Tatted Guido ever and i have a fake arm"

Nickname: justin bieber

"its guido jb"

Nickname: smashgirl1

"cuz im down to party and am a good time"

"cnt fuck wit kimbo slice haha"

Nickname: macadew the guidette bird

"her exact words: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!"

Nickname: sally my guidette cat

"my stupid bro robbie named her that i hate the name"

Nickname: guido sexxxxyyyy

"first visit to the dentist"